KITTENS. ESPECIALLY THE CUTE LITTLE GINGER FLUFFY ONES AND ALSO THE GREY ONES WITH THE BIG BLUE EYES. THEY ARE SO SWEET. WILL SWAP FOR VALUABLE 660 YEAR OLD ANTIQUE COIN. PLEASE TAKE KITTENS TO GIVO’S RESTAURANT AT 9 O’CLOCK. WILL MEET YOU THERE.
ANTS. As many as possible. Will pay extra for ants with Ant IQ of 190 and over. Particularly want these breeds: Merch, Elope, Verd, Import, ICS, Jubil, Igone, PL, Ique, Agonize, Adam, Ler, Ithesis and Mord. Contact Ponder Stibbons, Unseen University.