Pyramids

A play which may illuminate many mysteries – why tortoises hate philosophy, why too much religion is bad for goats, and what it is that handmaidens actually do.

When Teppic inherits the throne of the timeless desert kingdom of Djelibeybi rather earlier than expected (his father is not too happy about it either), he finds that being trained by the Assassin’s Guild in Ankh-Morpork may not necessarily be the ideal background for the job.

This, of course, is only the beginning of his problems. Still, we all know, don’t we, that it’s good to be King.

Pyramids are exploding, mummies are coming to life, hand-maidens need rescuing, and if that’s not enough, he has grass growing at his feet!

Perhaps his camel, some might say aptly named “You Bastard”, can help – well at least with the grass removal.

Even so, you just know things are probably going to end up quantum……Its enough to make the Sphinx laugh her nose off.

Much that is weird could happen in the Kingdom of Djelibeybi……some say it’s happening already.